The Straight Version
Jean-Luc Mélenchon is launching his 2027 presidential bid with promises to slash the retirement age to 60.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine promising a retirement age of 60 when the French economy is already gasping for air. Mélenchon is just handing out fantasy tickets to a sinking ship while the taxpayers hold the bill.

The Bottom Line
FISCAL SUICIDE / 10
Imagine promising a retirement age of 60 when the French economy is already gasping for air.
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Imagine promising a retirement age of 60 when the French economy is already gasping for air. FISCAL SUICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/french-presidential-hopeful-m-lenchon-set-to-launch #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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