The Straight Version
Gubernur Jateng, Ahmad Luthfi, instruksikan penguatan Satgas Pengendalian Harga untuk antisipasi penimbunan menjelang Nataru 2026-2027.
The UNHINGED Take
"Gubernur Jateng Perkuat Satgas Pengendalian Harga Pangan Jelang Nataru" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Gubernur Jateng Perkuat Satgas Pengendalian Harga Pangan Jelang Nataru" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Gubernur Jateng Perkuat Satgas Pengendalian Harga Pangan Jelang Nataru" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/gubernur-jateng-perkuat-satgas-pengendalian-harga-pangan-jelang #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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