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Hebron’s Israeli rooftop settlers threaten the city’s Palestinian identity

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 01:40 pm
Hebron’s Israeli rooftop settlers threaten the city’s Palestinian identity — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

Israeli settlers are aggressively expanding their footprint in Hebron, pushing out long-term Palestinian residents from the Old City.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so pathologically allergic to coexisting that you build a fort on your neighbor's roof just to watch them suffer. Absolute sociopath energy masquerading as real estate development.

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COLONIAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine being so pathologically allergic to coexisting that you build a fort on your neighbor's roof just to watch them suffer.

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Imagine being so pathologically allergic to coexisting that you build a fort on your neighbor's roof just to watch them suffer. COLONIAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/hebrons-israeli-rooftop-settlers-threaten-the-citys-palestinian #NZElection2026 #Unhinged

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