The Straight Version
OIKN officials confirmed 1,600 hectares of Nusantara were torched intentionally for land clearing purposes.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending trillions on a jungle dream just to watch it become a glorified barbecue. Absolute smooth-brain energy burning your own capital before you even finish building the toilets.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL MONKEY BUSINESS / 10
Imagine spending trillions on a jungle dream just to watch it become a glorified barbecue.
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Imagine spending trillions on a jungle dream just to watch it become a glorified barbecue. COLOSSAL MONKEY BUSINESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/intentional-land-clearing-caused-1-600-ha-ikn #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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