Jakarta Safe Amid Protest Rumors, Say Metro Police

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Jakarta Metro Police assured the public that Jakarta remains safe and conducive amid widespread protest rumors ahead of planned rallies at the DPR.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Jakarta Metro Police assured the public that Jakarta remains safe and conducive amid widespread protest rumors ahead of planned rallies at the DPR.

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Jakarta Safe Amid Protest Rumors, Say Metro Police

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