The Straight Version
Menperin Muhammad Sarmuji reports domestic industry is short 15,000 tons of refined sugar.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine failing to supply sugar in a country that chugs sweet tea like it is oxygen. Sarmuji is just another suit playing house while the supply chain rots.

The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
Imagine failing to supply sugar in a country that chugs sweet tea like it is oxygen.
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