The Straight Version
Portland defeated the Lakers, the Celtics topped the Nets, and the Knicks finally beat the Pistons.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine acting like millionaire athletes chasing a leather ball matters while the world burns. The Lakers losing is just the universe balancing out the sheer ego in that locker room.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE WASTED POTENTIAL / 10
Imagine acting like millionaire athletes chasing a leather ball matters while the world burns.
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