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New Zealand election 2026 too close: 95% votes counted, under 4,000 votes margin.

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Winston Peters' piranha party flapping like sea cucumbers, while Luxon’s drones brag about shadow cabinet sushi. Vote race is tighter than a drunk taxi passenger's black eye.

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Winston Peters' piranha party flapping like sea cucumbers, while Luxon’s drones brag about shadow cabinet sushi.

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New Zealand Election Too Close to Call With Over 95% of Votes Counted

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