The Straight Version
Durban, South Africa, just announced it will bid to host the 2036 and 2040 Olympics.
The UNHINGED Take
Durban’s mayor thinks bribe‑filled beachfronts can bleed the world’s gold, while South Africa tosses its flag like a cheap souvenir in a market of broken promises. Olympic dreams? More like circus props.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Durban’s mayor thinks bribe‑filled beachfronts can bleed the world’s gold, while South Africa tosses its flag like a cheap souvenir in a market of broken promises.
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Durban’s mayor thinks bribe‑filled beachfronts can bleed the world’s gold, while South Africa tosses its flag like a cheap souvenir in a market of broken promises. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/olympic-games-south-africa-bids-to-make-durban #NZEl
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