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Panitia Porprov soal Atlet Silat Kejang di Arena: Tak Ada Tanda Stroke

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Detik.com·30 Oct, 12:16 am
Panitia Porprov soal Atlet Silat Kejang di Arena: Tak Ada Tanda Stroke — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

Jateng committee says silat athlete seizures not due to stroke.

The UNHINGED Take

They claim it’s a ‘new martial art move,’ not a stroke. If that’s true, back to the action—because I doubt damage control is anyone’s umbrella.

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GROSSLY PRESET / 10

They claim it’s a ‘new martial art move,’ not a stroke.

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They claim it’s a ‘new martial art move,’ not a stroke. GROSSLY PRESET / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/panitia-porprov-soal-atlet-silat-kejang-di-arena #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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