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Revisi Aturan, Pengusaha Mikro Bakal Otomatis Jadi Anggota Kadin

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Detik.com·3 Nov, 02:15 pm
Revisi Aturan, Pengusaha Mikro Bakal Otomatis Jadi Anggota Kadin — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

Pengusaha mikro otomatis masuk Kadin, ucap Menteri UMKM Maman Abdurahman.

The UNHINGED Take

Kadin jadi kotak gulung pra-motor, bantu mikros otot raksasa. Maman Abdurahman nyambung, tapi pengusaha mikro ngalamin dutu bangkrut kelas koperasi nanti.

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Kadin jadi kotak gulung pra-motor, bantu mikros otot raksasa.

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