The Straight Version
Pengusaha mikro otomatis masuk Kadin, ucap Menteri UMKM Maman Abdurahman.
The UNHINGED Take
Kadin jadi kotak gulung pra-motor, bantu mikros otot raksasa. Maman Abdurahman nyambung, tapi pengusaha mikro ngalamin dutu bangkrut kelas koperasi nanti.

The Bottom Line
SERIOUSLY NUTS / 10
Kadin jadi kotak gulung pra-motor, bantu mikros otot raksasa.
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