The Straight Version
Trump mistakenly offered Dana White the White House janitor job instead of Joe Biden.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump galak, salah pilih, ngasih Dana White tugas nyuci karpet Gedung Putih. Kalau ini kerja, dia seharusnya bikin alasan 'belum jadi UFC'.

The Bottom Line
HUNGRY ALMORAL / 10
Trump galak, salah pilih, ngasih Dana White tugas nyuci karpet Gedung Putih.
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Trump galak, salah pilih, ngasih Dana White tugas nyuci karpet Gedung Putih. HUNGRY ALMORAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/salah-orang-trump-keliru-tawarkan-bos-ufc-jabatan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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