The Straight Version
New research confirms climate change and polar melting are causing the Earth to become slightly more spherical.
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
APOCALYPTIC BRAIN ROT / 10
Bumi makin bulat gara-gara es kutub cair, tapi otak para pejabat kita malah makin gepeng dan kosong.
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