The Straight Version
A cyber-attack in Belgium and Sweden forced supermarket freezers to heat up to a scorching 50 Celsius.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams peak efficiency like paying a premium to turn your organic salmon into sous-vide dumpster sludge. Congrats to the hackers for successfully murdering the entire frozen aisle for the memes.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL CULINARY GENOCIDE / 10
Nothing screams peak efficiency like paying a premium to turn your organic salmon into sous-vide dumpster sludge.
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Nothing screams peak efficiency like paying a premium to turn your organic salmon into sous-vide dumpster sludge. TOTAL CULINARY GENOCIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/supermarket-freezers-in-belgium-and-sweden-hit-by #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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