The Straight Version
Tenerife held a memorial service to honor Jesus De Miguel with teammates, fans, and family in attendance.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine making a whole production out of a memorial just to feel relevant. These clowns are milking grief for clout while the club pretends to care about the family's future.

The Bottom Line
PERFORMANCE ART NONSENSE / 10
Imagine making a whole production out of a memorial just to feel relevant.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Imagine making a whole production out of a memorial just to feel relevant. PERFORMANCE ART NONSENSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/tenerifes-jesus-de-miguel-honoured-in-tearful-tribute #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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