The Straight Version
World number one Elena Rybakina withdrew from the WTA Finals due to a virus.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being the top seed and folding faster than a cheap plastic lawn chair. The WTA is officially a glorified sick bay where the trophy goes to whoever can actually stand up.

The Bottom Line
PATHETIC TENNIS FLOP / 10
Imagine being the top seed and folding faster than a cheap plastic lawn chair.
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