The Straight Version
More than 320,000 Parisians, along with French crowds nationwide, protested soaring living costs and bad public services, clashing with police.
The UNHINGED Take
Paris turned into a baguette warzone; officers grabbed berets, protesters treated cop handbags like baguettes, proving the baguette‑fueled righteous still has a desperate appetite.

The Bottom Line
Baguette‑Crazed Idiot / 10
Paris turned into a baguette warzone; officers grabbed berets, protesters treated cop handbags like baguettes, proving the baguette‑fueled righteous still has a desperate appetite.
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Paris turned into a baguette warzone; officers grabbed berets, protesters treated cop handbags like baguettes, proving the baguette‑fueled righteous still has a desperate appetite. Baguette‑Crazed Idiot / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/thousands-demonstrate-in-paris-as
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