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Thousands demonstrate in Paris as protests spread across Europe

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·31 Oct, 09:29 pm
Thousands demonstrate in Paris as protests spread across Europe — Indonesia
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The Straight Version

More than 320,000 Parisians, along with French crowds nationwide, protested soaring living costs and bad public services, clashing with police.

The UNHINGED Take

Paris turned into a baguette warzone; officers grabbed berets, protesters treated cop handbags like baguettes, proving the baguette‑fueled righteous still has a desperate appetite.

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The Bottom Line

Baguette‑Crazed Idiot / 10

Paris turned into a baguette warzone; officers grabbed berets, protesters treated cop handbags like baguettes, proving the baguette‑fueled righteous still has a desperate appetite.

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Paris turned into a baguette warzone; officers grabbed berets, protesters treated cop handbags like baguettes, proving the baguette‑fueled righteous still has a desperate appetite. Baguette‑Crazed Idiot / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/thousands-demonstrate-in-paris-as

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