The Straight Version
Trump offers UFC boss Dana White a press secretary job.
The UNHINGED Take
White ready to wrestle for the microphone; Trump’s hiring drama is more cage than canvas, a slapstick saga of ego colliding with chaos.
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The Bottom Line
BRICKWALL MADNESS / 10
White ready to wrestle for the microphone; Trump’s hiring drama is more cage than canvas, a slapstick saga of ego colliding with chaos.
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White ready to wrestle for the microphone; Trump’s hiring drama is more cage than canvas, a slapstick saga of ego colliding with chaos. BRICKWALL MADNESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/trump-asks-ufc-chief-dana-white-to-be #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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