The Straight Version
Alina Habba Mildon signed lucrative contract while working at the Justice Department, before Trump pardoned the banker.
The UNHINGED Take
"Trump slams ex-lawyer’s $50m deal with pardoned banker’s family" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Trump slams ex-lawyer’s $50m deal with pardoned banker’s family" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Trump slams ex-lawyer’s $50m deal with pardoned banker’s family" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/trump-slams-ex-lawyers-50m-deal-with-pardoned #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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