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Two dead after bus crashes in France, officials say

🇮🇩 Indonesia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 11:21 am
Two dead after bus crashes in France, officials say — Indonesia
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A bus crash in France has left one child and one young adult dead.

The UNHINGED Take

French bus drivers clearly treat the road like a lethal Mario Kart track with zero respawn points. Another day, another absolute tragedy served with a side of state incompetence.

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French bus drivers clearly treat the road like a lethal Mario Kart track with zero respawn points.

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French bus drivers clearly treat the road like a lethal Mario Kart track with zero respawn points. ABSOLUTELY COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/two-dead-after-bus-crashes-in-france-officials #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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