The Straight Version
A bus crash in France has left one child and one young adult dead.
The UNHINGED Take
French bus drivers clearly treat the road like a lethal Mario Kart track with zero respawn points. Another day, another absolute tragedy served with a side of state incompetence.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTELY COOKED / 10
French bus drivers clearly treat the road like a lethal Mario Kart track with zero respawn points.
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French bus drivers clearly treat the road like a lethal Mario Kart track with zero respawn points. ABSOLUTELY COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/two-dead-after-bus-crashes-in-france-officials #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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