The Straight Version
Noah Kahan is potentially adding more stadium tour dates for his 2027 world tour.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine paying stadium prices to hear a guy sob over an acoustic guitar while you rot in the nosebleeds. Peak musical depression for people who make being sad their entire personality.

The Bottom Line
MID TIER MISERY / 10
Imagine paying stadium prices to hear a guy sob over an acoustic guitar while you rot in the nosebleeds.
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