The Straight Version
Andorra goalkeeper Jesus Owono is at the centre of a social media storm after the death of Tenerife's Jesus de Miguel.
The UNHINGED Take
"Who is goalkeeper Jesus Owono and will he be punished after Miguel’s death?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Who is goalkeeper Jesus Owono and will he be punished after Miguel’s death?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Who is goalkeeper Jesus Owono and will he be punished after Miguel’s death?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/who-is-goalkeeper-jesus-owono-and-will-he #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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