The Straight Version
The EU climate monitor confirms 2026 is projected to be the second-hottest year ever recorded.
The UNHINGED Take
We are sprinting toward a global sauna while the suits argue over degrees, absolute muppets setting the planet on fire for a laugh. Enjoy the roasting, you pack of useless gobshites.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10
We are sprinting toward a global sauna while the suits argue over degrees, absolute muppets setting the planet on fire for a laugh.
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We are sprinting toward a global sauna while the suits argue over degrees, absolute muppets setting the planet on fire for a laugh. COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/2026-most-likely-to-be-second-hottest-year #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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