The Straight Version
Democrats elected new senators, governors and House members in Washington.
The UNHINGED Take
Democrats storm the Capitol, swaggering like farmers with pots of stale whiskey—promised cleaner politics, yet still selling pork‑scented subsidies. Washington's new actors? Still this old mumbled‑bullet choir.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN‑WASHED CULT / 10
Democrats storm the Capitol, swaggering like farmers with pots of stale whiskey—promised cleaner politics, yet still selling pork‑scented subsidies.
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Democrats storm the Capitol, swaggering like farmers with pots of stale whiskey—promised cleaner politics, yet still selling pork‑scented subsidies. BRAIN‑WASHED CULT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/a-pastor-a-doctor-and-a-seminarian-walk #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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