The Straight Version
AI-powered doorbell cameras are being tested in Canada to warn communities about approaching polar bears.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says peak human delusion like thinking a doorbell app will stop a half-tonne apex predator from turning you into a mid-afternoon snack. Imagine getting a push notification before you're mauled.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10
Nothing says peak human delusion like thinking a doorbell app will stop a half-tonne apex predator from turning you into a mid-afternoon snack.
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Nothing says peak human delusion like thinking a doorbell app will stop a half-tonne apex predator from turning you into a mid-afternoon snack. COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/ai-powered-doorbell-cameras-tested-to-alert-people #NZElection2026 #U
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