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Appeal to public to restore habitats to help pollinators

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RTÉ·9 Jul, 12:10 pm
Appeal to public to restore habitats to help pollinators — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Ireland has introduced a five‑year plan at the National Botanic Gardens to create a habitat network so pollinators have food and shelter within 200 metres everywhere.

The UNHINGED Take

Right, so the "big science‑people" think a few trees and nice flower beds will pull the bees out of the abyss. They’re mapping out a landscape like a honeycomb on a postcode, probably with a sign that says ‘Liberty for your bees!’. Meanwhile we still deal with drunken donations that turn into chemical ivories. Yeah, good luck, environmental blather, you’ll look after the bees while the council “remakes” the road not broken until after the deadline.

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The Bottom Line

COOKED / 10

Right, so the "big science‑people" think a few trees and nice flower beds will pull the bees out of the abyss.

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Right, so the "big science‑people" think a few trees and nice flower beds will pull the bees out of the abyss. COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/appeal-to-public-to-restore-habitats-to-help #UnhingedWorld

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