The Straight Version
The Ardee Greenway is shutting down for essential maintenance works this coming weekend.
The UNHINGED Take
They built a glorified gravel path and now they're already too knackered to keep the weeds off it. Absolute shower of eejits pretending they've done a day's work.
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The Bottom Line
TOTAL MUPPET SHOW / 10
They built a glorified gravel path and now they're already too knackered to keep the weeds off it.
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They built a glorified gravel path and now they're already too knackered to keep the weeds off it. TOTAL MUPPET SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/ardee-greenway-to-close-this-weekend-for-essential #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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