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Banagher Men’s Shed celebrates official opening of new home at former fire station in Offaly

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·29 Oct, 11:00 am
Banagher Men’s Shed celebrates official opening of new home at former fire station in Offaly — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Banagher Men's Shed has officially opened its new base inside a former fire station in County Offaly.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams peak Irish productivity like a bunch of lads moving from one shed to another just to stare at walls. A fire station for guys whose biggest emergency is the kettle running dry.

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COLLECTIVE MIDLIFE CRISIS / 10

Nothing screams peak Irish productivity like a bunch of lads moving from one shed to another just to stare at walls.

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