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Bord na Móna unit lodges plans for major Bog of Allen windfarm

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·6 Nov, 05:30 am
Bord na Móna unit lodges plans for major Bog of Allen windfarm — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Bord na Móna is chasing a 46‑turbine windfarm on Bog of Allen.

The UNHINGED Take

Crapstorm of renewable angst, Bord na Móna will spin 46 blades over ancient peat like a cheap stage‑coach spectacle, selling green fairyland for happy deckers.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED GREEN GLOOM / 10

Crapstorm of renewable angst, Bord na Móna will spin 46 blades over ancient peat like a cheap stage‑coach spectacle, selling green fairyland for happy deckers.

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Crapstorm of renewable angst, Bord na Móna will spin 46 blades over ancient peat like a cheap stage‑coach spectacle, selling green fairyland for happy deckers. CERTIFIED GREEN GLOOM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/bord-na-m-na-unit-lodges-plans-for #NZElection2026 #Un

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