The Straight Version
Russell Brand convicted for raping a 16‑year‑old and assaulting a girl.
The UNHINGED Take
That mud‑scraped clown Russell Brand finally gets a break—prison. He was a damned bull in a girl's hallway, now she'll laugh while he coughs his own rubbish.

The Bottom Line
FECKED JOKER / 10
That mud‑scraped clown Russell Brand finally gets a break—prison.
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That mud‑scraped clown Russell Brand finally gets a break—prison. FECKED JOKER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/british-comedian-russell-brand-found-guilty-of-rape #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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