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Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 01:19 pm
Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade — Ireland
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The Straight Version

UK PM Burnham declares no financial reparations for Caribbean slave‑trade victims.

The UNHINGED Take

Hell's open door on a sorry sip, yet the brass still thinks sugar‑cane debt is pastry—Burnham's cash grandpa is still too lazy to cough up a single coin.

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The Bottom Line

CASH DEAD END / 10

Hell's open door on a sorry sip, yet the brass still thinks sugar‑cane debt is pastry—Burnham's cash grandpa is still too lazy to cough up a single coin.

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Hell's open door on a sorry sip, yet the brass still thinks sugar‑cane debt is pastry—Burnham's cash grandpa is still too lazy to cough up a single coin. CASH DEAD END / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/burnham-opens-door-to-formal-apology-for-britains #NZElection2026 #U

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