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Call to declare climate change 'global health emergency'

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RTÉ·28 Oct, 07:17 am
Call to declare climate change 'global health emergency' — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Experts are calling for climate change to be officially declared a global health emergency by world authorities.

The UNHINGED Take

The experts are bored and need a new excuse to hold the planet hostage with more useless paperwork. Just another day of ivory tower muppets pretending they can fix the weather with a press release.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL GASLIGHTING / 10

The experts are bored and need a new excuse to hold the planet hostage with more useless paperwork.

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The experts are bored and need a new excuse to hold the planet hostage with more useless paperwork. COLOSSAL GASLIGHTING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/call-to-declare-climate-change-global-health-emergency #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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