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Christine Lagarde to step down as president of European Central Bank

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Journal·29 Oct, 11:14 am
Christine Lagarde to step down as president of European Central Bank — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Christine Lagarde is resigning as president of the European Central Bank after a turbulent tenure.

The UNHINGED Take

The patron saint of printing money is legging it before the wreckage catches up with her. Good riddance to the banker who spent years setting the house on fire and calling it economic policy.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE ECONOMIC DISASTER / 10

The patron saint of printing money is legging it before the wreckage catches up with her.

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