The Straight Version
Christine Lagarde is resigning as president of the European Central Bank after a turbulent tenure.
The UNHINGED Take
The patron saint of printing money is legging it before the wreckage catches up with her. Good riddance to the banker who spent years setting the house on fire and calling it economic policy.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE ECONOMIC DISASTER / 10
The patron saint of printing money is legging it before the wreckage catches up with her.
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The patron saint of printing money is legging it before the wreckage catches up with her. ABSOLUTE ECONOMIC DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/christine-lagarde-to-step-down-as-president-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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