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Cooley Peninsula Community Alert and Gardaí join forces to prevent Halloween disorder in north Louth

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·29 Oct, 11:00 am
Cooley Peninsula Community Alert and Gardaí join forces to prevent Halloween disorder in north Louth — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Cooley Peninsula residents and Gardaí are teaming up to stop Halloween antisocial behavior in north Louth.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine needing the boys in blue to stop a few local eejits from throwing eggs at a shed. Louth is truly a pathetic kindergarten masquerading as a county.

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ABSOLUTE TODDLER ENERGY / 10

Imagine needing the boys in blue to stop a few local eejits from throwing eggs at a shed.

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Imagine needing the boys in blue to stop a few local eejits from throwing eggs at a shed. ABSOLUTE TODDLER ENERGY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/cooley-peninsula-community-alert-and-garda-join-forces #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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