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Councillors divided over Dublin private security plan

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RTÉ·5 Nov, 12:00 am
Councillors divided over Dublin private security plan — Ireland
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The Straight Version

The Dublin City Development Company said it is examining the introduction of introducing private security in Dublin city centre, following discussions with Gardaí, the Department of Justice and local businesses.

The UNHINGED Take

"Councillors divided over Dublin private security plan" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Councillors divided over Dublin private security plan" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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