The Straight Version
Paraguay's president was impeached and placed under house arrest following a catastrophic national banking crisis.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so utterly useless you tank the entire economy, only to get upgraded from the palace to a fancy house arrest. Absolute muppet show for the history books.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL FINANCIAL CARNAGE / 10
Imagine being so utterly useless you tank the entire economy, only to get upgraded from the palace to a fancy house arrest.
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Imagine being so utterly useless you tank the entire economy, only to get upgraded from the palace to a fancy house arrest. TOTAL FINANCIAL CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/crisis-hit-paraguay-impeaches-president-over-banking-crisis #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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