The Straight Version
Belfast High Court ruled the ban on the Orange Order parade at Garvaghy Road was legally sound.
The UNHINGED Take
The sash-wearing muppets are weeping into their lukewarm tea again because the law finally grew a spine. Keep the temper tantrum in the shed, nobody cares about your pathetic march.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
The sash-wearing muppets are weeping into their lukewarm tea again because the law finally grew a spine.
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The sash-wearing muppets are weeping into their lukewarm tea again because the law finally grew a spine. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/decision-to-ban-orange-order-parade-on-garvaghy #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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