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Decision to ban Orange Order parade on Garvaghy Road was lawful, Belfast High Court rules

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Journal·28 Oct, 12:36 pm
Decision to ban Orange Order parade on Garvaghy Road was lawful, Belfast High Court rules — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Belfast High Court ruled the ban on the Orange Order parade at Garvaghy Road was legally sound.

The UNHINGED Take

The sash-wearing muppets are weeping into their lukewarm tea again because the law finally grew a spine. Keep the temper tantrum in the shed, nobody cares about your pathetic march.

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ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

The sash-wearing muppets are weeping into their lukewarm tea again because the law finally grew a spine.

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The sash-wearing muppets are weeping into their lukewarm tea again because the law finally grew a spine. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/decision-to-ban-orange-order-parade-on-garvaghy #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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