The Straight Version
The Democratic Party won the US House majority in the 2026 midterms.
The UNHINGED Take
Biden's circus turned the House into a playground for the charity gourmands, while the White House ran out of sanity like a pub on Tuesday night.

The Bottom Line
DEMOCRAT SHRINK /10
Biden's circus turned the House into a playground for the charity gourmands, while the White House ran out of sanity like a pub on Tuesday night.
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Biden's circus turned the House into a playground for the charity gourmands, while the White House ran out of sanity like a pub on Tuesday night. DEMOCRAT SHRINK /10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/democratic-party-gains-us-house-majority-in-2026 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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