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Dublin Fire Brigade receives 1,600 calls in ‘busiest Halloween night in 15 years’

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·1 Nov, 10:40 am
Dublin Fire Brigade receives 1,600 calls in ‘busiest Halloween night in 15 years’ — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Dublin Fire Brigade responded to 1,600 emergency calls during the busiest Halloween night in 15 years.

The UNHINGED Take

The entire city turned into a feral boneyard of burning bins and absolute eejits, keeping the fire lads sprinting through a literal dystopian nightmare of their own making.

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COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10

The entire city turned into a feral boneyard of burning bins and absolute eejits, keeping the fire lads sprinting through a literal dystopian nightmare of their own making.

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The entire city turned into a feral boneyard of burning bins and absolute eejits, keeping the fire lads sprinting through a literal dystopian nightmare of their own making. COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/dublin-fire-brigade-receives-1-600-calls

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