The Straight Version
Dublin Fire Brigade responded to 1,600 emergency calls during the busiest Halloween night in 15 years.
The UNHINGED Take
The entire city turned into a feral boneyard of burning bins and absolute eejits, keeping the fire lads sprinting through a literal dystopian nightmare of their own making.

The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10
The entire city turned into a feral boneyard of burning bins and absolute eejits, keeping the fire lads sprinting through a literal dystopian nightmare of their own making.
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The entire city turned into a feral boneyard of burning bins and absolute eejits, keeping the fire lads sprinting through a literal dystopian nightmare of their own making. COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/dublin-fire-brigade-receives-1-600-calls
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