The Straight Version
Salvador’s Bukele pushes troops into Haiti; police recover a vehicle tied to four missing techs.
The UNHINGED Take
Bukele’s army masquerades as saviours, but they’re just salty, mixed‑up techs chasing holes in Haitian borders for a quick pork‑slip. They'll dump those four missing techs like yesterday’s pub stew.
The Bottom Line
MUNDANELY SCRAPING / 10
Bukele’s army masquerades as saviours, but they’re just salty, mixed‑up techs chasing holes in Haitian borders for a quick pork‑slip.
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Bukele’s army masquerades as saviours, but they’re just salty, mixed‑up techs chasing holes in Haitian borders for a quick pork‑slip. MUNDANELY SCRAPING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/el-salvadors-bukele-touts-military-intervention-in-haiti #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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