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Emergency services respond to fire engulfing Chinese restaurant in Meath

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·5 Nov, 09:22 am
Emergency services respond to fire engulfing Chinese restaurant in Meath — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Emergency services are currently battling a massive fire at a Chinese restaurant in County Meath.

The UNHINGED Take

The special fried rice is finally getting the charcoal treatment it deserved. Meath's culinary scene just improved by turning itself into a giant, oily bonfire.

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The Bottom Line

SPICY KITCHEN DISASTER / 10

The special fried rice is finally getting the charcoal treatment it deserved.

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