The Straight Version
Emergency services are currently battling a massive fire at a Chinese restaurant in County Meath.
The UNHINGED Take
The special fried rice is finally getting the charcoal treatment it deserved. Meath's culinary scene just improved by turning itself into a giant, oily bonfire.

The Bottom Line
SPICY KITCHEN DISASTER / 10
The special fried rice is finally getting the charcoal treatment it deserved.
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