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Housing supply up 10pc in third quarter as 10,154 new homes completed nationwide

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Irish Independent·29 Oct, 11:01 am
Housing supply up 10pc in third quarter as 10,154 new homes completed nationwide — Ireland
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The Straight Version

New home completions in Ireland rose by 10 percent in the third quarter to 10,154 units.

The UNHINGED Take

Congrats on building enough shoeboxes to house a colony of lab rats while the rest of us rot in rental hell. Ten thousand houses for a million desperate souls is just a fancy way to spell eviction.

🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // CLOWN SHOWGIF
Reaction GIF for Housing supply up 10pc in third quarter as 10,154 new homes completed nationwide

The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL GASLIGHTING / 10

Congrats on building enough shoeboxes to house a colony of lab rats while the rest of us rot in rental hell.

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Congrats on building enough shoeboxes to house a colony of lab rats while the rest of us rot in rental hell. COLOSSAL GASLIGHTING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/housing-supply-up-10pc-in-third-quarter-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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