The Straight Version
Republican-leaning megadonors poured $1.7 billion into the midterms but failed to secure the expected results.
The UNHINGED Take
Musk and his band of muppets lit a mountain of cash on fire just to get slapped in the gob by reality. Absolute class-A eejits burning billions for a participation trophy.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL FINANCIAL DISASTER / 10
Musk and his band of muppets lit a mountain of cash on fire just to get slapped in the gob by reality.
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Musk and his band of muppets lit a mountain of cash on fire just to get slapped in the gob by reality. COLOSSAL FINANCIAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/how-megadonors-like-elon-musk-spent-1-7 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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