The Straight Version
Iran fired a barrage of missiles at US forces in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military
The UNHINGED Take
What's the story, lads, Iran's gone and lost the plot altogether, blastin' away at the Yanks in Jordan like a bunch of eejits, and of course the US military is just sittin' there with their interception gear, laughin' at the Iranians like they're a bunch of gobshites, I mean, what's the point of havin' missiles if ye can't even hit the target, it's like tryin' to kick a point for the All-Ireland from the halfway line, ye're only gonna end up lookin' like a plonker
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES / 10
What's the story, lads, Iran's gone and lost the plot altogether, blastin' away at the Yanks in Jordan like a bunch of eejits, and of course the US military is just sittin' there with their interception gear, laughin' at the Iranians like they're a bunch of gobshites, I mean, what's the point of havin' missiles if ye can't even hit the target, it's like tryin' to kick a point for the All-Ireland from the halfway line, ye're only gonna end up lookin' like a plonker
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What's the story, lads, Iran's gone and lost the plot altogether, blastin' away at the Yanks in Jordan like a bunch of eejits, and of course the US military is just sittin' there with their interception gear, laughin' at the Iranians like they're a bunch of gobshites, I
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