The Straight Version
Heimir Hallgrimsson denies overworking Troy Parrott after Manuel Pellegrini blamed national duty for the striker's benching at Betis.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine playing like a Sunday league donkey for Ireland and having the audacity to demand rest. Pellegrini is just hiding the fact that Parrott couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES / 10
Imagine playing like a Sunday league donkey for Ireland and having the audacity to demand rest.
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Imagine playing like a Sunday league donkey for Ireland and having the audacity to demand rest. ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/ireland-not-overloading-parrott-amid-rotation-at-betis #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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