The Straight Version
Ex-army chief Gadi Eisenkot has been tapped by President Herzog to forge a coalition in Israel despite no clear majority.
The UNHINGED Take
Herzog's hand-picked war hero can't tell frontline men from a parliament wall of clicks. Eisenkot's coalition circus? A training mask for generals who think democracy is a battle stashing guns.
The Bottom Line
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Herzog's hand-picked war hero can't tell frontline men from a parliament wall of clicks.
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