The Straight Version
Seven teenagers are receiving treatment in hospitals across Dublin, as is the driver of the car – a woman in her 40s.
The UNHINGED Take
"Number of teenagers struck by car in Dún Laoghaire in critical condition, gardaí say" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Number of teenagers struck by car in Dún Laoghaire in critical condition, gardaí say" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Number of teenagers struck by car in Dún Laoghaire in critical condition, gardaí say" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/number-of-teenagers-struck-by-car-in-d #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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