The Straight Version
Pay talks adjourned, no deal, unions point to impasse.
The UNHINGED Take
Gov's so clueless they call it an 'impasse' while collectors choke on empty coins. Unions cry, councilors sleep, and RTÉ's headlines are the only sensible thing about this mess.

The Bottom Line
NO PAY, NO CHEESE / 10
Gov's so clueless they call it an 'impasse' while collectors choke on empty coins.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Gov's so clueless they call it an 'impasse' while collectors choke on empty coins. NO PAY, NO CHEESE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/pay-talks-adjourned-without-agreement-over-impasse #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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