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Pay talks adjourned without agreement over 'impasse'

🇮🇪 Ireland·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RTÉ·31 Oct, 12:28 am
Pay talks adjourned without agreement over 'impasse' — Ireland
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The Straight Version

Pay talks adjourned, no deal, unions point to impasse.

The UNHINGED Take

Gov's so clueless they call it an 'impasse' while collectors choke on empty coins. Unions cry, councilors sleep, and RTÉ's headlines are the only sensible thing about this mess.

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The Bottom Line

NO PAY, NO CHEESE / 10

Gov's so clueless they call it an 'impasse' while collectors choke on empty coins.

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Gov's so clueless they call it an 'impasse' while collectors choke on empty coins. NO PAY, NO CHEESE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/pay-talks-adjourned-without-agreement-over-impasse #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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