The Straight Version
Taco Bell will launch its first Kilkenny outlet, slated to open in Paulstown.
The UNHINGED Take
Paulstown braces for Taco Bell, an neon bastard that thinks welcome shrieks 'grab your skewers', corporate scoundrels hawking greasy takeout into feckless meals.
The Bottom Line
BRAINDIE / 10
Paulstown braces for Taco Bell, an neon bastard that thinks welcome shrieks 'grab your skewers', corporate scoundrels hawking greasy takeout into feckless meals.
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Paulstown braces for Taco Bell, an neon bastard that thinks welcome shrieks 'grab your skewers', corporate scoundrels hawking greasy takeout into feckless meals. BRAINDIE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/popular-american-food-chain-to-open-first-kilkenny #NZElection202
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