The Straight Version
PSG thumped Villarreal 6-0, Kane snubbed the Ronaldo benchmark.
The UNHINGED Take
PSG's six‑goal demolition proves they’re the only club that can roast a Spanish opponent, while Kane’s empty hands keep the record stuck in a s'more of a mistake.
The Bottom Line
UNREAL SOCCER FAIL / 10
PSG's six‑goal demolition proves they’re the only club that can roast a Spanish opponent, while Kane’s empty hands keep the record stuck in a s'more of a mistake.
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PSG's six‑goal demolition proves they’re the only club that can roast a Spanish opponent, while Kane’s empty hands keep the record stuck in a s'more of a mistake. UNREAL SOCCER FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ie/psg-put-six-past-villarreal-as-harry-kane #NZElection2
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